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And three more Mousetivational Maxims
The milk of human kindness curdles only when you chill it. You are the captain of your soul. Your first mate may know better, but you...
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richardkheller
3 days ago
My Manifesto For Oxford’s Anti-Chancellorship by Richard Heller MA (Oxon)
Proud to support the bid of my landlord and editor Richard Heller to become the first Anti-Chancellor of Oxford University MM My...
richardkheller
Nov 7
A Mousetivational Maxim For Trumpophobes
Donald Trump may have carried 31 states. You are not one of them. You are the President and Commander-in-chief of your Republic. Keep it...
richardkheller
Oct 27
GMT? Why not GKT?
For us in the UK, Greenwich Mean Time is back. Do, please, pretty please with lots of cheese, support my campaign to rename it Greenwich...
richardkheller
Oct 23
Three new Mousetivation Maxims
When life gives you nothing but hard cheese, be proud that you never whined over the rind. If you get the blues, make them...
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Oct 22
In pursuit of the century: Mousetivational Maxim number 51
We cannot all be meteors. Some of us are planets, planetoids and even satellites. But none of us have to turn our backs on the Sun,
richardkheller
Aug 18
A Superlative Maxim for the half century!
Calm. Calmer. Karma.
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Aug 18
Mousetivational maxim number 49
Everything in a mirror is past. Only a window can show the future.
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Aug 18
Mousetivational maxim number 48
Kindness is a tip we leave for destiny. Oops! I like this one so much that I've done it before. You were all very kind not to point this...
richardkheller
Aug 18
Mousetivational maxim number 47
No one flunks the school of life. You may get held back a year or even two, but you will still graduate and sometimes with extra credits.
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Aug 18
Mousetivational maxim number 46
Kindness is a tip we leave for destiny.
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Aug 18
Mousetivational maxim number 45
Every life is a key with a lock ready to open.
richardkheller
Aug 6
Another song against Donald Trump
My landlord Richard's site is still down so I'm lending him space again for his latest song against Donald Trump. I have heard him play...
richardkheller
Aug 4
Mouse endorses cat lady!
She can have as many cats as she wants - this mouse is with Kamala Harris all the way. With all my relatives behind behind her she will...
richardkheller
Jun 26
Mousetivational Maxim Number 44
Life is a sentence with extra time for good conduct.
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Jun 26
Mousetivational Maxim Number 43
Life is a stopping train not an express. It is never too late to get out at an interchange
richardkheller
Jun 7
Motivational Maxim number 42
The destination of your destiny has been changed. Please wait for further announcements
richardkheller
Jun 7
An optimistic offer!
When this snap (nearly used a rhyming word) election is over, I am ready to work with any ethical cause, or ethical supplier of products...
richardkheller
Jun 7
Mousetivational maxim no 41
Your past is your movie. You have director's cut.
richardkheller
May 15
My new political party is launched!
I have started a new political party because I think the country needs it. The National Kindness Party. It's for anyone, human, rodent,...
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