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My Manifesto For Oxford’s Anti-Chancellorship by Richard Heller MA (Oxon)
Proud to support the bid of my landlord and editor Richard Heller to become the first Anti-Chancellor of Oxford University MM My...
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Nov 24, 2024


GMT? Why not GKT?
For us in the UK, Greenwich Mean Time is back. Do, please, pretty please with lots of cheese, support my campaign to rename it Greenwich...
richardkheller
Oct 27, 2024


Another song against Donald Trump
My landlord Richard's site is still down so I'm lending him space again for his latest song against Donald Trump. I have heard him play...
richardkheller
Aug 6, 2024


Mouse endorses cat lady!
She can have as many cats as she wants - this mouse is with Kamala Harris all the way. With all my relatives behind behind her she will...
richardkheller
Aug 4, 2024


My new political party is launched!
I have started a new political party because I think the country needs it. The National Kindness Party. It's for anyone, human, rodent,...
richardkheller
May 15, 2024


Please help me buy The Spectator!
Glad to join a protest with my friends and fellow lodgers Theodore Cat and kafkaa roach against the use of Peter Mandelson as a diarist...
richardkheller
Mar 18, 2024


Getting my book!
Please use a new link which works quicker. Keep Squeaking Through The Motivational Maxims Of Mortimer Mouse (yorkbookshop.com)
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Mar 4, 2024


Not impressed - Richard's cat Theo.
Theo the cats initial impression of Richards new book "Keep Squeaking Through" is less than glowing.
richardkheller
Jan 26, 2024
My magnanimouse offer to Jeremy Hunt
I asked Richard, my editor, to make a very special offer to Jeremy Hunt, the UK Chancellor of the Exchequer, on behalf of Britain's...
richardkheller
Jan 26, 2024
The Mighty Publicity Campaign Begins
So grateful for this fine local boost for my book Keep Squeaking Through Mouse Gives New Reasons to be Cheerful - southlondon.co.uk
richardkheller
Jan 23, 2024


My book is out now!
The world’s great sage has squeaked anew The golden cheese returns: His tone is high though his words are few As maxims fresh he churns....
richardkheller
Jan 20, 2024
For a happy New Year (guaranteed)
Order my upcoming book Keep Squeaking Through: The Motivational Maxims Of Mortimer Mouse by Me. Pre-order now on Amazon. Release Date:...
richardkheller
Dec 18, 2023


Coming soon... Mortimerchandise!
Apart from my book, "Keep Squeaking Through" this site will eventually allow you to order your own customized Mortimer merchandise. Your...
richardkheller
Nov 12, 2023


Coming soon... Keep Squeaking Through
My book “Keep Squeaking Through” has my personal favourite motivational maxims, all specially composed and published for the first time....
richardkheller
Nov 7, 2023
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