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Mousetivational Maxim number 40
A dozen zithers plucked together are no match for the sound of heartstrings.
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May 3
Mousetivational maxim number 39
You are one of a kind when you are one of the kind.
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Apr 25
Motivational maxim number 38
Every road has at least one yellow brick in it.
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Apr 24
Motivational maxim number 37
Try all the stalls in Memory Lane, but remember you don't have to buy anything.
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Apr 9
Motivational maxim number 36
Why be seething when you could be soothing?
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Mar 18
Please help me buy The Spectator!
Glad to join a protest with my friends and fellow lodgers Theodore Cat and kafkaa roach against the use of Peter Mandelson as a diarist...
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Mar 4
Getting my book!
Please use a new link which works quicker. Keep Squeaking Through The Motivational Maxims Of Mortimer Mouse (yorkbookshop.com)
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Feb 26
Motivational Maxim number 35
When life is nothing but woe, woe, woe, that's the time to say "Whoa!"
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Feb 20
Motivational Maxim number 34
If a troll gives you the needle, cut him out of your thread.
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Feb 17
Motivational Maxim number 33 (for my sequel "Bubble And Squeak" which may be a bit deeper)
Anger is finite, joy is unlimited. If you waste anger on things you cannot control, you may have none left over for things that you can.
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Feb 13
Especially for parents who get annoyed with their children (motivational maxim number 32)
"I'm never angry with you, only with things you say and do."
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Feb 9
Motivational Maxim number 31
A smile dissolves more problems than any solution.
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Feb 8
Motivational Maxim number 30
Even when you don’t have any bread, you can still be on a roll.
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Feb 7
Motivational maxim number 29
If Fate really wants to give you a kicking, why do the job yourself?
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Feb 6
Motivational maxim number 28
The Universe has three parts. One is Matter, the other is Anti-Matter. But the biggest part is Doesn't Matter.
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Jan 26
Not impressed - Richard's cat Theo.
Theo the cats initial impression of Richards new book "Keep Squeaking Through" is less than glowing.
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Jan 26
My magnanimouse offer to Jeremy Hunt
I asked Richard, my editor, to make a very special offer to Jeremy Hunt, the UK Chancellor of the Exchequer, on behalf of Britain's...
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Jan 23
The Mighty Publicity Campaign Begins
So grateful for this fine local boost for my book Keep Squeaking Through Mouse Gives New Reasons to be Cheerful - southlondon.co.uk
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Jan 20
My book is out now!
The world’s great sage has squeaked anew The golden cheese returns: His tone is high though his words are few As maxims fresh he churns....
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Jan 16
Motivational Maxim Number 27
One beating heart can melt the thickest ice.
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