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Mouse endorses cat lady!

She can have as many cats as she wants - this mouse is with Kamala Harris all the way. With all my relatives behind behind her she will carry Colorato, Mouseachussetts, Miceissippi, Mousouri, New Cheesy, New Hamstershire, Pennsquirrelvania, and of course Rhodent Island. Vole early, vole often!


I'm a professional optimist, some kindly say the world's leader. It's my profession and my pride to look for the best in everything. But listen, if Donald Trump gets in and that Jaded Vance, I'm out of business. I won't be able to think about anything good for four years - maybe for ever.


Meanwhile the website of my landlord is going through some technical hell so I'm lending him a little space for his two ditties about Donald Trump.


A Stormy Melody For Donald Trump

 

Don’t know why

They should find a case to try

From Stormy Daniels:

Wish I’d had a jury full of spaniels.

But none of them let me buy ‘em.

(Tum-tum-yah-ta-ti-tah)

They were smart

I wish I’d had knocked those jurors

Off the panels.

Using all my friends in the right channels.

Not going down for crime (wah-wah)

Not serving any time.

 

I paid her off to say that she had never met me

Now she’s back and everybody’s out to get me

Now I’ve got to hope that all the courts will let me

In the White House again.

 

When I’m there

I’ll have a lifetime free of care from

Mattters stormy.

No more legal worries ever for me.

Pardon myself for all crime

Not guilty and for all time.


Music by Harold Arlen Original words by Ted Koehler



 

Richard Heller    richardkheller@hotmail.com


Jailhouse Trunp


It’s incoming day at the county jail

Truck on the way with a loud white male

Thinks he’s a big shot and the people’s choice

But he’s just another loser who loves his voice

Let’s lock

Lock up Donald Trump

Watch his ratings and his money slump

When we finally lock up Donald Trump.

 

He’s been burning through what’s left of his cash

On top-dollar lawyers talking all kinds of trash

They’re spouting out stuff full of sound and fury

But can’t sell a cent to the judge and the jury.

Let’s lock

Lock up Donald Trump

His ego takes a mighty dump

When he goes down in One No Trump.

 

He takes himself down to the Supreme Court

Wants them to buy a really crazy thought

A President’s power has no end:

“Hey, I’m only asking for a friend.”

Let’s lock

Lock up Donald Trump

In solitary let him stump

When we finally lock up Donald Trump.

 

Now this is a man that no one can trust

And every deal he offers is a surefire bust

He’ll rip people off for the very last time

When a judge sends him down for committing a crime.

Let’s lock

Lock up Donald Trump

Shut down his lying pump

When we finally lock up Donald Trump.

 

Music by Mike Stoller  Original words by Jerry Leiber Jailhouse Rock 1957

 

Richard Heller richardkheller@hotmail.com    

 

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